Terminated

We all say stupid things. The only problem is that some of us get fired for saying stupid things. I hired the son of one my of wife's friends from a charity organization. He's been working in the mailroom here for two weeks. Not a bad kid, but I kept having this feeling like he really didn't have what it takes in this business. I've kept him around because his dad owns one of my favorite pizza places down in Santa Monica. I send him out to get me lunch every day, and ironically I always want pizza. Ever since I found out, I've been ordering the weirdest pizzas.

Anyway, this morning all of the assistants and I were talking about actors and actresses that have either gained or lost lots of weight for movies. Ok, so I wasn't actually talking to them, but one of my assistants told me about it. Everyone mentioned their favorites and who pulled it off the best. So it gets over to dumbass, and he says that he thinks Eddie Murphy did an unbelievable job in the Nutty Professor. He goes on to ponder how anyone could gain that much weight that quickly. I wanted to punch him in the face. I did the next best thing and fired him. Now, I'm just wondering what to get for lunch.

LD