The Week My Boss Saw My Boobs....Three Times Part 1

I am a beautiful small planet that has the privilege to work under the
sun on a daily basis. A million comets and asteroids would give
anything to be in my solar position.

Hello all: I'm LD's second assistant Sadie. He makes me say things
like that on a daily basis because he thinks it's funny. Don't get me wrong, Studio X is the best place any assistant in this town could work. LD stopped off in Kentucky on his way back from the Yankees game to see his parents. He claims that they don't have internet there so he needed me to post for him. He has been getting his pilot's license for six months and he does great while in the air, but he can't land. He freaks out once the plane starts going down and refuses to be in the cockpit.

So in the sake of comic relief, LD wanted me to relay the story about
the time he saw my boobs. This is possibly the most embarrassing
story of my entire life, but if you want to move up in Hollywood you have to do as you're told. I was nearly fired for this big misunderstanding, and I had no idea what was going on, with my life being the sitcom that it is.

So here goes. LD and AJ along with some other investors, bought a
nice pad out in Malibu in the summer of 2006. The place needed some
renovations before they put in back on the market. So they decided to
have a massive beach party while the place was being worked on. I had been working at the office for two weeks (that's right two weeks before my boss saw my boobs).

So I show up to the party in a sundress, trying to be as professional
as possible for my first office party. The party is going along well
and everyone is drinking and having a good time. AJ introduced me to
Ryan Reynolds and I thought I was going to faint after he ripped off
his shirt on the way to the beach. Everyone cleared out of the house
before I realized that I had forgot my bathing suit.

I relayed my problem to AJ and he relayed it to LD's wife. She said
that she had an extra bathing suit in the bedroom and for me to find
one that fits. By this time everyone has left for the beach and I go
into the bedroom to change. Bottoms are on and I'm just trying to
figure out if this top ties in the front or the back. A Blackberry on
the bed begins to ring and I hear footsteps. I pick up the Blackberry
to see who's calling. The door swings open with LD standing at the
door.

Here's the thing. He doesn't freak out. Doesn't even blink an eye.
He looks me right in the eye and then looks down at my breasts. Looks back in my eyes and quickly says, "nice." And walks out. The most awkard moment of my entire life. This story is far from over, and it only gets more embarrassing as it goes along. Stick around for part 2.

SM